They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
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Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
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The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??