new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
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i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
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If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.