Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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