i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
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