You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
