Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
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You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
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He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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