yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
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This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
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You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
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