i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
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If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
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Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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