And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Welp...herpes.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
