Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
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i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
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All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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