In the future we'll all be gay
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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