Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
There r osticjed everywhere
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
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I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
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Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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