Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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