I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
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Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
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I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
We need to get me chipped asap
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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