she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
i now understand why vodka
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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