I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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