: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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