Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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