you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Church boner. Awkwardddd
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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