This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
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The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
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Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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