I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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