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I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
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I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
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I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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