i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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