you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
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WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
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I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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