i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
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He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
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Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
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