He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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