the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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