I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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