both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
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