Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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