As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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