VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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