So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
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do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
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We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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