I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
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broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
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I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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