Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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