That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
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His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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