I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
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GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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