That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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