Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Randomize
