I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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