Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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