How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
