Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
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its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
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I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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