I only kidnapped one of them. chill
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
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im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
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When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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