Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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