we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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