Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
splinters make it hard to masturbate
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
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