I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
Randomize