My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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