i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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