He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
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