I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
We don't watch enough power rangers
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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