Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
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He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
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Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
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