He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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