she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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