You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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