I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
He has the fingertips of a God
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