Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
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