I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
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Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
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Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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