I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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